Overheard it said:
“I don’t know and I don’t care.”
Well, neither do I

Wall Street has it right
The workday should only be
Nine-thirty to four

Dog Days of Summer —
We are going to get two
over the weekend

Overheard it said:
“It’s time we got our drink on.”
Make it a double

This is my chapbook
I have pulled out all the stops
Printed and hard bound

What’s pizza paper?
Is that a really thin crust?
I’ll stick with deep dish

I can’t deny it
I’m quickly going crazy
Somebody save me

Can this really be
the last box of Mac & Cheese?
Let’s go to the store.

Twitter Tweeps Beware:
Of the auto-follow trap
Spammers seek you out

I have but one hope
He’s bigger than you or I -
I’m thankful for that