I refuse to rise
Before the coffee is brewed
So turn off the light

Crickets chirp all night
Their song in the summer air
And I take it in

I suppose it’s you
Because it sure is not me
I’m doing just fine

Anything you have
is entrusted to your care
and is yours on loan

Bad news for vegans
in the Indy 500 –
Winners must drink milk

Margaritaville –
A song by Jimmy Buffett
Makes you want a drink

Michael Vick got signed –
Mike, please leave your attraction
to birds on the field

Back home and sweaty
After a night at the Fair
Now somewhat fatter

I saw twenty three
Shooting stars fall from the sky
Star gazing tonight

The stars are shooting
They are in the air tonight
What an awesome sight